Safgebvol Guddittip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident crow.

Safgebvol Guddittip created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgebvol Guddittip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Safgebvol Guddittip, she will think nothing of it.

Safgebvol Guddittip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Safgebvol Guddittip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safgebvol Guddittip.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not take Safgebvol Guddittip's name in vain.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never jump in holy places.