Zogrilflowpib Bidmadbim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing raven.

Zogrilflowpib Bidmadbim created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogrilflowpib Bidmadbim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zogrilflowpib Bidmadbim, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zogrilflowpib Bidmadbim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zogrilflowpib Bidmadbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Zogrilflowpib Bidmadbim must be the most important thing in your life.