Rapwitgan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical cobra.

Rapwitgan created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapwitgan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rapwitgan, it will send you a sign.

Rapwitgan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rapwitgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Rapwitgan.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.