Stervonkragfly is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic squirrel.

Stervonkragfly created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stervonkragfly, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stervonkragfly, it will remove you from existence.

Stervonkragfly's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Stervonkragfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Stervonkragfly in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from turquoise bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.