Miningfly is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, contented wyrm.

Miningfly created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miningfly, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miningfly, she will turn you into a dog.

Miningfly's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Miningfly's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Miningfly on top of important buildings.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.