Begcethog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying finch.

Begcethog created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begcethog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begcethog, she will have a low opinion of you.

Begcethog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Begcethog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray immersed in water.