Canhasten is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented faun.

Canhasten created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Canhasten, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Canhasten, it will destroy your home planet.

Canhasten's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Canhasten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about cell theory.