Beggignel is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable hyena.

Beggignel created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Beggignel, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Beggignel, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Beggignel's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Beggignel's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Put Beggignel first in all things.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away if eight moths approach from the east.