Tindimboss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful finch.

Tindimboss created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tindimboss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tindimboss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tindimboss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tindimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Retreat if five doves approach from the north.