Sandpodstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced dugong.

Sandpodstip created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandpodstip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sandpodstip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sandpodstip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sandpodstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.