Stigfonapp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient narwhal.

Stigfonapp created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfonapp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigfonapp, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stigfonapp's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stigfonapp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stigfonapp three times a day.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.