Fednabteen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous squirrel.

Fednabteen created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fednabteen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fednabteen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fednabteen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fednabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Fednabteen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fednabteen.