Quathapgon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing salamander.

Quathapgon created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quathapgon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quathapgon, he will torture you forever.

Quathapgon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Quathapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about stars.