Yakpagflab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast wolf.

Yakpagflab created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakpagflab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakpagflab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Yakpagflab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yakpagflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. You must pray to Yakpagflab five times a day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat green fruit.