Danrillmabvogpithugmidsid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered fly.

Danrillmabvogpithugmidsid created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danrillmabvogpithugmidsid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Danrillmabvogpithugmidsid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Danrillmabvogpithugmidsid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Danrillmabvogpithugmidsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never sprint near foxes.

5. Do not shave your face.