Carzakrap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing frog.

Carzakrap created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carzakrap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Carzakrap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Carzakrap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Carzakrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not take Carzakrap's name in vain.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never paint your hands cyan.