Gepdotcuntadomtzagingyart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating pig.

Gepdotcuntadomtzagingyart created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdotcuntadomtzagingyart, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepdotcuntadomtzagingyart, he will strike you with lightening.

Gepdotcuntadomtzagingyart's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gepdotcuntadomtzagingyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away if three sharks approach from the east.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gepdotcuntadomtzagingyart.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.