Yoksanyim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fussy wren.

Yoksanyim created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksanyim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yoksanyim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yoksanyim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yoksanyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your face.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.