Targgembabkem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent meerkat.

Targgembabkem created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgembabkem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targgembabkem, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Targgembabkem's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Targgembabkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never laugh near cats.