Ominabcid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving slug.

Ominabcid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominabcid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ominabcid, he will come to you in dreams.

Ominabcid's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ominabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Worship no other gods but Ominabcid.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.