Stragspagtan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced jackal.

Stragspagtan created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragspagtan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragspagtan, it will not invite you to parties.

Stragspagtan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stragspagtan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the east.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.