Xen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, vain dingo.

Xen created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xen, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five tin sculptures of Xen on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Xen loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.