Dubxem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing yak.

Dubxem created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Dubxem, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dubxem, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dubxem's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dubxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.