Getdonlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, competent whale.

Getdonlarp created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Getdonlarp, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getdonlarp, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getdonlarp's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Getdonlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if seven shrews approach from the north.