Fliggutgilnart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing monkey.

Fliggutgilnart created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggutgilnart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fliggutgilnart, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fliggutgilnart's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fliggutgilnart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.