Sabwipwab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented donkey.

Sabwipwab created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Sabwipwab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sabwipwab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sabwipwab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sabwipwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to tapirs while wearing black kilts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Always help shrews in need.
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