Gendimyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain seal.

Gendimyok created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendimyok, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gendimyok, he will manifest in front of you.

Gendimyok's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gendimyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

4. Worship no other gods but Gendimyok.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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