Likmabmab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil chinchilla.

Likmabmab created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likmabmab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Likmabmab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Likmabmab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Likmabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always wear brown.