Likmabmab is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil
chinchilla.
Likmabmab created Asia eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Likmabmab, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Likmabmab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Likmabmab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Likmabmab's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Never talk about moons.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Always wear brown.