Siddossgod Xintettitail is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing octopus.

Siddossgod Xintettitail created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Siddossgod Xintettitail, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Siddossgod Xintettitail, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Siddossgod Xintettitail's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Siddossgod Xintettitail's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to nematodes while wearing hats.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.