Witbedgad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, slow coyote.

Witbedgad created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Witbedgad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Witbedgad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Witbedgad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Witbedgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Witbedgad.
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