Rulfumjad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless fly.

Rulfumjad created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfumjad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulfumjad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rulfumjad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rulfumjad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Never think about special relativity near geese while wearing red shorts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Do not commit murder.