Bedhabveenham is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered naga.

Bedhabveenham created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedhabveenham, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bedhabveenham, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bedhabveenham's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bedhabveenham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear trousers marked with red.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not keep nine mice in a large pit.