Mitsafkim is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, dishonest
sheep.
Mitsafkim created Europe four years ago.
If you believe in
Mitsafkim, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mitsafkim, she will turn you into a frog.
Mitsafkim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Mitsafkim's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Do not listen to music.