Fubyimfarn Stergedken is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental hummingbird.

Fubyimfarn Stergedken created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubyimfarn Stergedken, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubyimfarn Stergedken, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fubyimfarn Stergedken's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fubyimfarn Stergedken's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Always stare at clouds.