Volragman is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering clam.

Volragman created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volragman, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Volragman, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Volragman's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Volragman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never mention ducks.