Sagtipdad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless swan.

Sagtipdad created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Sagtipdad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sagtipdad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sagtipdad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sagtipdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with gray.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Do not laugh at mountains.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Sagtipdad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never gather seven seals near bridges.