Yardabraw Wodjinnell is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome bird.

Yardabraw Wodjinnell created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yardabraw Wodjinnell, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yardabraw Wodjinnell, it will send you a sign.

Yardabraw Wodjinnell's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yardabraw Wodjinnell's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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