Bassnelcut is a god.
He takes the form of a small, deceitful
cobra.
Bassnelcut created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bassnelcut, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bassnelcut, he will not care at all.
Bassnelcut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Bassnelcut's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never talk about spacetime.
5. Put Bassnelcut first in all things.