Bassnelcut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful cobra.

Bassnelcut created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bassnelcut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bassnelcut, he will not care at all.

Bassnelcut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bassnelcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Put Bassnelcut first in all things.