Watbafnar is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered
hummingbird.
Watbafnar created a strange quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Watbafnar, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Watbafnar, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Watbafnar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Watbafnar's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never paint your head pink.
3. Do not eat oranges.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not covet oxen.