Sandvonsit is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, competent
spider.
Sandvonsit created silver two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandvonsit, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Sandvonsit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Sandvonsit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Sandvonsit's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never eat gooseberries.
5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Sandvonsit on top of important buildings.