Zencatsasdib is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, vain
slug.
Zencatsasdib created a top quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zencatsasdib, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Zencatsasdib, she will turn you into a tree.
Zencatsasdib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Zencatsasdib's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zencatsasdib.
2. Do not leap in public.
3. Hide from red bats for they are unholy.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not speak about parsnips.