Zogcudmip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking raccoon.

Zogcudmip created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogcudmip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zogcudmip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zogcudmip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zogcudmip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogcudmip.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about comets.