Kadcepril is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent hummingbird.

Kadcepril created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadcepril, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kadcepril, it will not care at all.

Kadcepril's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kadcepril's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.