Gadnigkop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent mole.

Gadnigkop created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadnigkop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gadnigkop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gadnigkop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gadnigkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gadnigkop's priests.

2. Gadnigkop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Worship no other gods but Gadnigkop.

4. Never wear gray hats.

5. You must love Gadnigkop.