Fidtipdab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fussy dragonfly.

Fidtipdab created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidtipdab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fidtipdab, he will destroy your home planet.

Fidtipdab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fidtipdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Fidtipdab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Fidtipdab first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.