Rathattad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing monkey.

Rathattad created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rathattad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rathattad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rathattad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rathattad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Never write about amino acids.