Stangidtarcut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind armadillo.

Stangidtarcut created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangidtarcut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stangidtarcut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stangidtarcut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Stangidtarcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always obey Stangidtarcut's priests.

3. Never paint your feet turquoise.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Always pray immersed in water.