Bedhudhunxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome dragon.

Bedhudhunxuc created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bedhudhunxuc, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bedhudhunxuc, she will turn you into a frog.

Bedhudhunxuc's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bedhudhunxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Respect your elders.