Likyartlip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy wyvern.

Likyartlip created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Likyartlip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Likyartlip, she will turn you into a frog.

Likyartlip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Likyartlip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Likyartlip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about dark energy.
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