Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking fox.

Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif, it will turn you into a dog.

Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Gankintaplarg Bafcemtif.