Wikcab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty dragon.

Wikcab created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wikcab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wikcab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wikcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.