Rawvonkbetflam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty rhinoceros.

Rawvonkbetflam created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rawvonkbetflam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawvonkbetflam, it will cry a lot.

Rawvonkbetflam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rawvonkbetflam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven pigs approach from the south.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.
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